To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 06: The Green Band
November 16th, 2009
The coward was making IEDs…
So after much lamentation of the lack of Biribiri goodness last episode Kuroko’s onee-sama infiltrates judgment in an attempt to flush out IED Ishii as the no good terrorist has been planing his bombs in children’s toys in a bid to be a jackass. The Electroshock Princess is quite haughty and dismisses the hard work thatKuroko puts into Judgment. Biribiri thinks that it is all action but sadly there is a harsh disconnect on the level of that betwee Modern Warfare 2 and actually being int he USMC. Turns out Judgment has to do the crap things in garrison too and deal with a shitty public that causes more problems that make you question whether or not they are even worth defending. Even if zapping civilians is bad, littering is worse as it pollutes the Earth, but these days students are as lazy as they were in the Cultural Revolution days, cutting class, vandalizing everything, etc. Bullying has taken a turn for shitty as Mr. Hippie with his long hippie hair was punchingIED Ishii while dancing like a white guy with no rhythm. Good to see that stupidity and evil feeds upon itself, though Biribiri held back her terrible vengeance. IED Ishii was most unappreciative as he wanted preemptive arrests, I think he should GTFO and move to the PRC. So Biribiri goes about with Mii-chan to look for a pink hand bag, and gets some delicious thigh meat, but in the end Biribiri sees no combat action and gets found out by Kuroko. Having a new found respect for the crap job Kuroko volunteered for Biribiri confesses her admiration of Kuroko. Kuroko then takes it, rightfully so, as a confession and goes nuts in a yuri powered hurricane, which is sadly cut short. In the mean time IED Ishii continues his reign of terror by placing bombs under chips display at the local 7/11 knock off.
Over all a rather fillery episode and not the yuri powered Kuroko and onee-sama fest I wanted. However I did enjoy how Kuroko was listing Misaka’s faults and attempts as raising awareness of how un-ladylike her onee-sama was. Kuroko just can read Misaka like a book though sadly Kuroko’s fanfiction segments have yet to become reality. Konori Mii-san was delightful and I am glad she got plenty of screen time and was thrilled that she rode atop Biribiri for a while though the latter was more worried about bugs than relishing the experience. I did very much enjoy Kuroko’s betime assault after hearing her onee-sama’s praise, and I am sure that is how Liang Qi would have reacted to Alphard’s praise. I am sure Calawain found it to be a little “meh” but i do very much enjoy watching Kuroko’s antics as a substitute for the Alphard onee-sama and Liang Qi, Canaan spin-off that will never see the light of day. I like Biribiri just fine but I simply adore how Kuroko is aggressive, refined, elegant, skilled in CQC, and essential is the love child of Alphard and Liang Qi as she displays traits of both, good to see that Misaka thinks of Kuroko too. Next week some terrorist gets his comeuppance I hope it will be particularly painful for him.
Crusader’s Chronicle of Kuroko’s Love
This Kampfer is a Level 4…
Well fighting crime is interesting stuff…
It’s not that bad to want a BIG FIGHT…
And she does it every day…
Yeah it requires sound judgment.
FUCK YEAH PINKY SWEAR!
Says the most egregious offender…
Kuroko wants to watch your back, literally…
This a personal request…
Oh it means everything…to Kuroko.
Man the imouto is lecturing the onee-sama…
Kuroko wants Biribiri to be an ojou-sama from a distinguished family that has been continued for a thousand years, skilled in both literary and military arts, with wit and beauty, the intensity of summer, the grace of autumn, the pride of winter, and the gentleness of spring …
Please do not interrupt Kuroko’s fantasies…
Man why is the onee-sama more childish than the imouto?
Be a Lady.
Kuroko has seen them all!
Yeah when will you level up?
No but Kuroko is Alphard and Liang Qi’s love child, so she has a bit of onee-sama in her.
That sounds like al Qaida to me…
How could you order a Parfait without her?!
Kuroko thinks this is some sort of date…
Someday Kuroko will be pelting Uiharu with airsoft pellets…
It does look yummy…
For Biribiri goes three times faster…
You have been conscripted…
…
CHANCE GET!
Show me you dedication…
Arrows?
Hey even US Marines clean latrines…
Your littering…
Your pushing it…
Worry not for while your head will heal the shock you gave him should have caused permanent damge…
More apology letters…?
Loli spotted…
We also use fists…
She has none…
Kuruko was right…
You will require better map reading skills than that…
Alert Heterosexual activity detected…
Cease embarrassment and initiate combat protocols…
Yes take the girl…
To the yuri side with you!
I guess she was too stupid to be saved…
Yeah I know you wanted to have a bit of fun with her first…
Indeed but take heart you still have Kuroko.
Now do you see how well Kuroko knows you?
Fondly remembering Kuroko eh?
Seriously keep looking…
Well right now it seems that Biribiri is on the bottom even when it comes to Kuroko…
You know that is a most enviable position…
That only see onee-sama…
Yo Shin this one’s gone yuri
What’s that?
Take that al Qiada!
Why you sneaky little terrorist…
That one was most suspicous…
O RLY?
Note how the lolis go the closest.
Kuroko asks that question everyday…
Kuroko has them…
No Panties onee-sama…
She always gets her handbags…
Who would have thought she liked such things…
Wait it’s coming together now…
Kuroko found her onee-sama all wet…
Kuroko knew…
DAWWWW…
Not used to being thanked are we?
That is exactly how it happened.
Just look at her list of activities and you will know…
Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
…
Oh ho…
Shocked and awed…
Too long…
Yes!
And she means EVERY nook and cranny…
There is no escape now…
…
Ouch…
Time for punishment…
So GTFO!
Like every stupid chick she just has to break a leg now…
Amateurs, look high and look low…
Captain Judgment has a invincible shield…can’t wait for the FINAL JUSTICE attack
I bet your leg wasn’t even in any pain…
Man they should make body armor out of those armbands not so much as a tear…
Related posts:
- To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 01: The Greatest Railgun There Ever Was and the Kuroko Who Loved Her
- To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 02: Love Will Never Die
- To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 04: A Most Insolent Asshole, Spiky-kun
- To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 08 & 09: Drugs Are Bad, Mkay?
- To Aru Kagaku no Railgun – 07: The War on Hikko Terror
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