Naruto 484
February 26th, 2010
Wait, did you just shrink my boobs? You said you were going to enlarge them! I TRUSTED YOU!!!
Summary:
Why do you keep facepalming, Kakashi? Hmm… Sakura is behind me, isn't she?
Kakashi tries to get Sakura to stay away by ordering her to heal Karin. Karin can’t help but sympathize with the sobbing Sakura, as Sasuke works himself into a vengeful froth at the sight of Kakashi’s Sharingan. Sasuke brings back Susanoo for another speedy arrow, and of course instead of dodging the arrow, Kakashi warps the arrow away with his Mangekyo. Once again, Kakashi implores Sasuke to look inside his heart and find more than revenge; unfortunately, when Sasuke sees his smiling friends in his heart, he gets angry that they aren’t as emo about Itachi as he is.
Damsel in distress no jutsu
Sasuke powers up Susanoo, but suddenly his vision goes and Susanoo fizzles. Don’t worry Sasuke, it happens to everyone *snicker*. Before Kakashi can do anything (since he moves like he’s drunk after using the Mangekyo), Sakura zips in to try to backstab Sasuke. As expected, Sakura chickens out and gets taken hostage by Sasuke. This is Naruto’s cue to enter, and he sweeps Sakura off her feet before Sasuke can kill her.
Reaction:
I really hope that Madara warps in and carries Sasuke off in his arms the way Naruto did with Sakura. That would be awesome. Other than that, it was the same ole useless Sakura act once more. This battle could have resulted in victory in so many different ways, and yet Sakura managed to completely blow it. First, she could have thrown a sleep bomb as she went for the backstab. Second, she could have punched Sasuke in the face with her super strength when he grabbed her at close range. Third, she could have used her super strength to prevent Sasuke from gingerly taking the kunai out of her hand. I mean, WTF Sakura? It’s like Sakura has absolutely no fighting skills, but everyone is afraid to tell her because Sakura is such a skilled medic.
Anyway, I’m willing to bet that Naruto will get a few macho words in, but before the battle can really get underway Sasuke will escape. Sasuke is too injured for this to be a fair fight, so we’ll be left high and dry once again, and Naruto will have to go back to the village and mope with Sakura. Oh yeah, BTW, was Karin always so flat? And if Karin fell in love with Sasuke after he rescued her, shouldn’t she fall in love with Sakura next?
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