Naruto 483
February 18th, 2010
Omigosh, I just laughed so hard my left eye popped out! I'm Lizzing! I'm Lizzing!!!
Summary:
No? Fine – 30 minutes, I'll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me.
Sakura’s retarded plan starts up as she pretends she will hang out with Sasuke in order to find a chance to stab him to death. Sasuke asks her to prove her loyalty by killing Karin, but Karin instantly spots a kindred Sasuke-fangirl and warns Sakura that Sasuke is about to shish-kabob both girls with his Chidori + length + tremendous upside potential. Fortunately for everyone, Kakashi resisted the urge to curl up to sleep with Kiba’s big fluffy dog and gets there just in time to deflect Sasuke’s Chidori.
Gonna give it to Sakura from behind while Karin watches
Anyway, Sasuke doesn’t want to listen to Kakashi’s advice, and keeps moping about his clan being gone. Kakashi now understands how Hiruzen felt when his prize student Orochimaru became a Konoha-hating scumbag, and they get ready to do battle. Meanwhile, Naruto is still running to the battlefield while Yamato is AFK.
Reaction:
Arrrrrggggggh, Sakura!!! That ploy was so dumb and predictable, like a chapter of Bleach. Anyway, Kakashi is a bad salesman. He needs to put a positive spin on this. Kakashi needs to tell Sasuke that as the new Hokage, he will make reparations to the Uchiha clan. Konoha must help the Uchiha clan rebuild, and the easiest way to do so is to let Sasuke marry all the Konoha babes who are already lining up and hoping to be penetrated by his Chidori. How is this not a win-win proposition? With the way the ladies love the Sauce, the Uchiha clan could be rebuilt and expanded in just a few years.
Ever notice that in the Naruto world if you really love someone you get stabbed? What’s up with that?
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