Kimi ni Todoke 06: Bravely Bold Miss Yuuka…
November 16th, 2009
When Sawako was loli she was able to play with all the other kids…
T’was a most glorious episode as the first of Sawako’s foe’s felt the sting of defeat and were SMASHED INTO ATOMS by their own pride and subsequent inferiority to Yoshida. After being battered and bloodied for their infantile assault on Sawako Kazehaya delivered the coup de grace and voiced his disdain for rumor mongering bitches. While Hirano and Endo have no combat ability they mounted a successful PR campaigned that reaffirmed Sawako as the Zashiki Warashi of the school. All is well as misunderstandings are cleared up and oaths of friendship are taken openly and in a manner most straightforward with the lavatory. The venue mattered little and Yuuka the insolent bully was decisively crushed and she ended up in a manner most fitting. I was over come with glee as Yuuka was forced to beat a brave retreat and after escaping with no wounds begins to weep delicious False Tears that Noe dislikes. Ah that alone was the high point as her hopes and dreams of being with Kazehaya were SMASHED INTO ATOMS it was glorious to have Yuuka feel the revenge of reality despite being spared by Sawako. Long may Yuuko weep and long may she cry hot False Tears of lamentation and deplore her own folly!
On a more pleasant front Sawako seems to have had a colorful childhood, but it turns out that poor Shino-san was the one who got the ball rolling though I hold her blameless for it was the ignorant masses that created all the subsequent falsehoods. At least Sawako did not experience undue pain from her ostracism. Now she has some reliable friends and Shino-chan decides to conform to Yano and Yosida’s movements and relinquishes the mantle of Sawako’s only friend. Kazehaya is in a way glad but having been denied the chance to be the hero and with Yano and Yoshida’s monopolizing of Sawako’s time he is becoming increasingly jealous. I can only hope he keeps it in check… Meanwhile the original instigator seems to have started another rumor passing off blame to Team Yuuko, but while idiots may believe Vichy-tan and hope that it was not her, all suspects are guilty, otherwise they wouldn’t be suspects… Yuuka may have cried a river, but when Vichy-tan gets what is coming to her Almighty Zeus shall ensure that that she will be hit with the force of a BIG BANG PUNCH. I look forward to the day that Vichy-tan’s fate is sealed.
ExecutiveOtaku’s Unadulterated Adoration of Sawako
Rejoice! For the crisis is over and we get many sweet moments of Sawako and her comrades coming closer together! This time justice is done upon the perpetrators of the cowardly bathroom attack. Apparently the head of this faction is called Yuuka, one who was led to the Dark Side by her unworthy jealousy of Sawako. After showing what a barbarian she is by pushing Sawako down, she is still unmoved by Sawako’s heartfelt and sincere declaration of the truth. Outside Kazehaya is restrained from intervening due to the cowardly choice of ambush location, but Yano and Yoshida show up to save the day. After routing their enemy they talk to Sawako and all are moved by the intensity of their bonds of trust and friendship in each other. As the Yuuka Faction flees in disarray before the might of Sawako, Yano, and Yoshida, Kazehaya waits outside to deliver the killing blow. Declaring loudly that he hates such vile rumors and those who spread them, his words pierce the heart of Yuuka as fatally as if they had been arrows. The consolidation of the Sawako Alliance continues for the remainder of the episode, with Kazehaya cutely worried that Yano and Yoshida are going to steal Sawako away from him. And in the end Vichy-tan reveals herself once more, dismissing the Yuuka Faction as mere children. Whether she is allied with them, manipulated them into their rumor offensive, or is (unlikely) just misunderstood as being an enemy, she obviously does not think much of them.
EO’s DAAAWWWW of the week.
ALPHA GO!
TANGO DOWN! Hostage has been secured.
The three shoujo-teers.
All for one, and one for AAWWW.
And Kazehaya was filled with the righteous fury of the just. For the ground itself shook as if frightened underfoot, and friend and foe alike trembled before his angry visage!
To quote Dr. Cox from Scrubs: “I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.”
True Tears of happiness.
Another radiant smile. May there be many more.
Kneel before your refreshing and compassionate goddess! Sawayakyaa!
No worries Kazehaya, this isn’t a yuri series.
See, she’s already looking back at you and smiling.
CRY SOME MORE YUUKA, YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS TO ME!!!
Were they mere pawns in her larger war?
Dispatches of the Second Kazehaya War
Oh Shino-chan it was you?!
Yeah you fucked up…
That’s not that great of a silver lining.
Class A War Criminals! We must hunt them down and destroy them!
She already is, you on the other hand…
Note that this will be a most fatal mistake…
NO YOU!
I say we butcher the lot of them…
Leave it to Moi…
Which is why they fail at school…
They only know of jealousy Sawako…
I know…
Bravely bold Miss Yuuka rolled forth from Class A
She was not afraid to die, O brave Miss Yuuka
She was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Miss Yuuka…
She was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have her eyes gouged out and her elbows broken
To have her kneecaps split and her body burned away
And her limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Miss Yuuka…
Her head smashed in and her heart cut out
And her liver removed and her bowels unplugged
And her nostrils raped and her bottom burnt off
And her penis…
Well that’s enough music for now, ladies…
…For second after second Brave Miss Yuuka held her own, but scarcely was her shirt damp…then she suddenly… dramatically changed tactics…
Brave Miss Yuuka ran away – No!
Bravely ran away, away – I didn’t!
When danger reared its ugly head
She bravely turned her tail and fled – No!
Yes, brave Miss Yuuka turned about
And gallantly she chickened out
Bravely taking to her feet
She beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Miss Yuuka…
Yuuka buggerd off…
Your hate will make you powerful…
Those words homed in and found their mark…
When Sawako was loli she was able to play with all the other kids…
At least the Ferengi know to hear all and trust nothing…
You’re doing something now…
Yes so begins the Sawako Propaganda offensive which is armed with the truth, Vichy-tan’s lies are no match…
Can I get a Bro-fist?
You will remove all obstacles…
Love has a funny way of sneaking up on you…
You have history…
Bah Spiky-kun returns to ruin another moment…
Spiky-kun sucks at everything…
As I have said time and time again Spikey-kun is the enemy of women everywhere…
This one is on the slow side…
…
Weak in the knees is it…?
You know it’s not too late to take responsibility and be part of their little group Shino-chan…
If only you walked down the aisle before the handoff…
Yes I wish to hear it again…
Oh you can’t hurry love I guess…
Look you all of you vermin cowering the lockers thinking what…? That you might escape the coming fire?! Your class will burn and not even you Yuuka will be able to slither from the blackened and charred remains to mar the continuation of Sawako’s friendships.
Indeed it makes the obliteration of her hopes all the more satisfying…what was nursed over years was undone in mere seconds.
No that mole doesn’t help you! I curse you with a Gendo Ikari for a love interest…
Packing it in and packing it up…
Slinking away and buggering off…
Chickening out and pissing off home…
Yes, bravely she is throwing in the sponge…
And don’t come back!
Vichy-tan is most devious…
Great we have kindling for the FIRE!
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