Kampfer – 05: First Kiss
November 5th, 2009
Fire at will commander.
The day of reckoning has finally come and for some reason it seems that the girls are putting in 110% while the boys are making pathetic attempts to become traps. Thankfully Seitoukaichou had them shot and blown to little pieces. In the meantime Akane and Natsuru Girl-type are being costume raeped for fun and profit, emphasis on PROFIT. To get rich is glorious and indeed it seems that their class will get rich first. While they have decided to socialize Natsuru Girl-type, they milk it for all it is worth and ensure that socialism is not shared poverty by taking a rich harvest of photos. Natsuru Girl-type lost her dignity sometime ago but the end result was that Akane felt that she was now damaged goods but I am sure her partner will take full responsibility though it is glorious that she felt that she lost it to some yuri fangirls… Surely her preference for Natsuru Boy-type is a cover for her growing yuri lust. Sakura is late to the party as usual and misses out on all the fun Akane gloriously tells the stupid bitch off while clinging tightly on to Natsuru Girl-type’s arm. This sends Sakura packing and weeping and such is her pathetic state that she relies on Natsuru Boy-type to console her.
When time comes for the costume party Sakura gets puts the cart before the horse and chooses a wedding gown, too bad that is not how one gets BEST END and despite the greatest wishes of Natsuru Boy-type any wedding to Sakura will be by default inferior to that of AEU no ACE. At any rate it seems that in the lead up to the Festival the yuri fangirls were out in force and took the best seats in the house and/or slaughtered enough the male student body that competition for seats was minimal. This high school rocks as the Wildlife Hottie society has more women than men and these women can count SUGOI fast. So Natsuru Girl-type waltzes out as a Revolutionary Girl, but Sakura ruins everything with her over dramatic shoujo manga storyline (it hurt so much because it sounded so damn familiar), but Akane saves the day as Mysterious Girl A. It’s always more fun with Kampfer Akane as she stammered over a kissu, sadly not only did Akane fail to make good on her checkmate move and turn Sakura into a honeycomb, but she missed out on stealing the first kissu despite an uproarious demand that she stake Natsuru Girl-type’s lips. While Normal Akane gets trampled and roped in as a side dish for Natsuru Girl-type cosplays, Kampfer Akane was given a free pass, but alas she was too tsun tsun to do it. Still I hope her heart went SUGOI doki doki when Natsuru Girl-type was on top for once. I’ll leave it to Calawain to fanboy and pray for Shizuku to treat him like a pig, but in any case Shizuku won in the end and took Natsuru Boy-type’s first kiss. No doubt Shizuku-sama is a GREAT kisser, but nevertheless THAT ONLY COUNTS AS ONE. Also she who takes Natsuru Girl-types first kissu will be declared the Winner and a Woman of Destiny.
In other news it seems that Sakura forcibly conscripted four young otome with attitude as a possible third faction and Mikoto comes back but misses out on all the action. However Sakura in her infinite wickedness makes Mikoto into a Red Kampfer forcing two osana-jimi to fight against each other. As series that makes numerous references I am not too sure if only using lines is going to work all that well, I am not sure if a visual cue would have helped, but it does flatter my nerd sensibilities when I recognize certain lines. The “Are you my wings?” comment was disproportionately funny for me since it was one of my Alto-hime’s lamer lines. Still Kampfer continues to meet my expectations, limited in scope though they may be, and I hope the eye catches continually improve for I hope for my Kampfer Akane x Kampfer Natsuru one, I am sure it would be something. Still next week is The Return of Mikoto!
Calawain’s Cross Dressing Corner
I felt the drool coming down with Shizuku’s appearance halfway through the episode perched upon high with her legs crossed alluringly. Yum. I was very dissapointed in Natsuru’s lack of excitement over her offer to have him watch her change. He’s no fun sometimes.
The references in this show are quite often excessively lame. Why Shizuku had to dress up as Lelouch of all people…couldn’t it have been something sexier? I mean yeah he’s feminine and all, but not in a sexy way unless you are into BL. She made up for it with the hot makeout with Natsuru Boy-Type complete with the spit trail. Like Crusader I am rather looking forward to whom will claim the first kiss of Natsuru Girl-Type. We have a childhood friend in the wings who is sure to enter the competition in some fashion.
Crusader’s Record of the Kampfer Conflict
Ah the Trap Massacre, no one disobeys Shizuku-sama and lives long to brag about it.
WAI WAI YURI MANGA~desu.
I wonder when it will go on sale…
SIEG AKANE!
School has never been so much…fun.
Leave not piece of clothing untouched!
Oh Natsuru Girl-type wishes to resist…
Thus the punishment was most heavy handed…
The girls all paid for the uncensored version…
Shaken not stirred please.
Wait what is that thing…
Now that is using your resources well, no cost cosplay.
Let’s get them some real guns…
I hereby pronounce you waifu and waifu.
I see the girls like their nekkomimi meido too, I smell a cafe scheme…
You never had any…
Natsuru Girl-type must take responsibility!
I guess the VP is a righ ojou-sama if she could afford that…
To Get Rich Is Glorious.
BRILLIANT!
The dressing room is a privilege not a right…
This class will Get Rich First.
Indeed I was hoping you’d take your sweet time.
Sakura has the slows…
Tsk tsk making demands in someone else’s class.
Right can’t two girls change together in peace?
Bravo Akane tell that bitch how it is.
Your imaginary friends do not count…
This is true, Akane is merely protecting Natsuru Girl-type’s feeling of love.
CRY SOME MORE.
For Natsuru Girl-type needs a hero…
AND HOW!
Because Natsuru Girl-type is your one trueself.
Oh but Akane will see that face many more times…
Your Welcome.
Shizuku-sama likes to indulge her inner child.
She grew tired of SRS BUSINESS.
Oh wow GOLF.
Well aren’t we getting a ahead of ourselves…
You still can’t top Patrick…even in your dreams.
I see that there are many young Padawans who wish to be strong in the Yuri.
Just wait the best part comes later…
SING IN A CUTE VOICE!
Finders, keepers…
Oh wow maybe we’ll even get a loli-Kampfer…
True but it will make you powerful…
This story sucks…
Yeah I was liek WTF?
Well that’s one way of preventing waste…
Just to troll PETA of course.
This sounds familiar…
In Shizuku School bouquet CATCH YOU!
Indeed I have not even gotten to “we are gathered today…”.
Oh so close…
Sakura is most devious and treacherous.
And she will lay down the LAW!
Yes GTFO.
Awwww…
Akane doesn’t care…
Nobody is above the LAW!
No…this truly sucks.
Here, here!
I think it will be a while until she stops covering for that whore.
Now it is your turn to take advantage of the situation…
At that moment her whole life flashed before her eyes…
Akane fortune favors the bold…
I like where this is going…
DO IT AGAIN!
Ah another Macross fan, this awesome.
Indeed most of this school support my OTP. I think I will have many nice things to say about these girls.
Also the outfit was biodegradable.
And the crowd goes wild…
JUST AS PLANNED…
I see some one is having too much fun…T-minus 10 seconds until some one argues how illegal moves are SUGOI DEEP.
My Calawain’s thoughts exactly.
If only Akane did do a Revy Cosplay…
Ain’t nothing gonna break her stride…
ALL HAIL SHIZUKU!
Geass power shmeesh powers, all you need is a good knife…
Oh it’s Shizuku fun time…
Alright Shizuku fans I want to see who can shop themselves in with the most finesse…
Oooo more sparkles…
That must have been some kiss…
Well that gives new meaning to giving him a big wet one…
AND HOW! Good to know that Shizuku is such a good kisser, many a fanboy will be dreaming of her tonight...
Next Week, The Return of the Osana-jimi.
And Natsuru Girl-type will play the role of Leia…Sakura can be Jabba the Hutt
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