Kampfer – 04: LISTEN TO MY SONG!
November 2nd, 2009
That is some wish ya got there.
This week was a bountiful feast of Shizuku goodness that ought to make Calawain a most happy lawyer, and to be sure I admire her because she is clever and inventive. For now Shizuku has done a wonderful job of making sure that Natsuru Girl-type is the default mode with entering Natsuru into the beauty contest, as increasing popularity means much more hostility to Natsuru the Boy-type who will be assassinated by legions of fangirls and fanboys. But first she had a little bit of fun while telling us of her dreams of becoming a comedian, should she succeed as I am confident that she shall, then her humor will be most black. At any rateShizuku is most adept at this seduction thing, I have not the words to describe so I shall let Calawain sing praise to Shizuku. It is most telling how no one seems to take Natsuru’s assertions that she is guy seriously. Even Akane calls Natsuru a pussy and a chicken. While Normal Akane has a ways to go Kampfer Akane is awesome I just love it when she curses and insults Natsuru. I give her more credit for gunning for the alleged cheater than the other woman as lesser girls often do. Shizuku goes even further and declares that Natsuru’s humiliation at her hands would only cover the damages that Akane caused, as they were after all partners…
At a loss for what to do for the contest Akane tries to make Natsuru Girl-type sing anime songs, but first they need to purchase proper attire as the school uniform simply would no cut it. They then agree to go shopping and singing, In regards to this almost date it seems thatNatsuru is as thick as Kana and Kyoko when it comes to love, nevertheless Akane makes the most of the opportunity to doll up Natsuru Girl-type. I am sure Kuroko would approve. In the end Shizuku had her fun and it seems Akane’s mission to make Natsuru Girl-type into panther with fish net stockings ended in tragic failure. Combined with the sub par karaoke it seems that Shizuku mocked me with her Hiromi persona, as she sang about, lines someone else drew as not being absolute (clearly a jab at Shinichiro’s written confession to Noe), removing self imposed limits, and randomly taking off her shirt. I wept True Tears of hot rage when I realized what was going on.Sakura being egotistical as ever sang of her time as Ranka, I suppose the cessation of hostilities will not be soon as Ranka is as arrogant as ever when she told Shizuku that she would win despite the strong competition. The winner of the singing contest was clearly Akane as she had more sparkles. While we have yet to meet this Mikoto it seems that she is pretty damn awesome for she is a fan of Fire Bomber and Sheryl Nome, perhaps she is a mechatard as well. Sadly Shizuku was unable to humiliate Natsuru Girl-type and have her sing in a cute voice, but I suppose that will come next week at the culture festival. I hope there Akane will protect the feeling of love in Natsuru Girl-type and turn Sakura into a honey comb.
This series might be garbage, but it is so much fun. I quite enjoyed the BIG FIGHT between Akane and Sakura as Akane was standing up to that bitch. The Macross Reference was just gravy. The show pokes fun at a lot of anime tropes and I very much like the nerdy references though they are obtuse. Besides it is plenty yurilicious enough as is. Still that song about Hiromi’s triumph was rather hard to swallow, Shizuku is indeed a most fearsome master troll.
Calawain’s Crossdressing Corner
As Crusader mentioned, I love Shizuku. Obviously not as a shipping with Natsuru or anything like that (Akane fills the obvious part there), but because she’s delicious. That sultry, teasing woman who acts beyond her years I just find really appealing. Everyone else just wants to jump in Natsuru’s pants, she’s just enjoying screwing with him and everyone else for her own amusement. Once again the episode had no plot, but it was probably the best episode so far because of Shizuku’s manipulations of everyone. Highly entertaining.
Screen Caps
In Soviet Union contest enter you!
Yes a guy…sure you are and I am a Godless Communist that has forsaken Almighty Zeus.
Not to mention Shizuku-san…
But Madame President she lacks the will to abuse her powers.
Oh wow.
Oh YEAH.
Oh…
Nat-chan sounds way too proud of this fact.
Oh she’s a clever one.
Haha I like Shizuku’s sarcasm.
Praise be to funny girls, Alphard onee-sama approves of thee!
I admire her desire for an honest profession.
Wait she’s been snacking on Doritos too?
Oh my…
…
I think if you were a guy you’d have kept going.
Halt! President for Life Shizuku is not done with you yet…
Sounds delicious.
I like where this is going.
Oh but Shizuku-sama only sees a girl in need of love.
We must work on that one man entry of yours Akane.
Well at least there were no blue on blue casualties.
Hehe good luck finding one.
Ah so Akane wants to be the onee-sama.
Consensual is good.
Akane knows Nat-chan far too well.
Notice how no one treats Natsuru like a guy.
Hehe wonderful choice of words.
Oh Natsuru Girl-type, when in doubt lie.
Akane is a smart one she’d roast the cheater before the other woman.
Bad Pun GET!
Ah yes Akane can see it now, if only we could peer into her mind.
Wow even when in normal form Akane is the one wearing the pants.
Akane, opportunity is a knocking…
As Zeus intended.
…
CHANCE!
We need to work on that greeting of yours Nat-chan, it is most unladylike.
But of course…
Way to man up there Natsuru.
Take heart Akane for you can think for the both of you.
Akane you don’t have it that bad, certainly you are no loli.
Ah yes LET”S BE FRIENDLY.
So that’s how they work…
So who’s up for a three way?.
Oh Fuck…
Nah Shizuku is just a troll.
Please note that your claim to masculinity depends on your choice of song.
Shizuku is so delightful.
Man even the stuffed animals have declared Natsuru Boy-type to be dead.
Oh a Nyan Nyan Service Melody?
Hiromi be trolling me again…
Oh Ranka if only you were more than that.
Oh Akane you may win thins one but I think you should have gone with THE WINNER.
Pwned! Mwhahaha take that Hiromi and Ranka! How does it feel to lose to Ayu Ayu?
I like that senitment.
Ah a fellow Fire Bomber and Sheryl Fan.
That is an innovative way to make you LISTEN TO HER SONG!
If only those three believed in teamwork..
I see Ranka has learned her lesson…In Soviet Kampfer Ranka chases you!
Come on Kana be the BOSS.
To be honest I do dread every time she reverts to a guy.
What isn’t she doing?
Smile for the camera.
Shizuku wants you to beg…
Uh oh…
Ah so you do feel a disturbance in the yuri.
I think that’s her default voice.
Friends, freinds with benefits.
Your underhanded tactics will not avail you Follower of Minmay!
I have to say I still think you lose out to the blue haired one, pray she doesn’t use a red string to tie her hair…
Trolling again?
It got a whole lot interesting.
Bah Hiromi wins in the end…again.
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