Darker Than BLACK 2: 11
December 26th, 2009
(let's use more sex-appeal to make up for the lack of content!)
"I may be a lolicon, but even I'm not amused by the sex-appeal! Just get to the point, Mr. Director!"
"I may be a Squirrel who loves to have sexual intercourse with this hat, but even I'm not amused by the sex-appeal! Just get to the point, Mr. Director!
Now that the Mystery Gang has one less upper-lipped character, plans are made to find a replacement. Or rather, you might think that would happen, but instead they plan to kill Izanagi so he/she will never meet Izanami and destroy the world. Meanwhile, Suou finally meets up with her dad, and they have a nice chat about puberty and why her hair is red. Actually, that doesn’t happen either, cause Genma is there to ruin (hyuk) their reunion. While running away from the Loli-Man, Suou’s dad TOTALLY GETS HIS GROOVE ON with Suou! Actually, I made that up. Suou’s dad was just trying to help her from getting stabbed.
Super Pavlichenko Brothers!
Meanwhile, or rather, while mean, Madame Oreile finally ditches the purple and shows off her new pew-pew blaster. Later, Suou and Genma finally have their showdown and Suou wins, but he would have totally gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids and that pesky Squirrel Momonga. THE END!
"Oh gosh darn it! I tripped on my baggy jeans again! I hate being Darker Than BLACK and the stereotypes associated with it!"
"Did somebody say *WEEZE* DARKER THAN BLACK?!?!! IT'S ALL GOOD, BAY-BEH BAAAaaaaaAAAAY-BEH!!!"
extra unused captions:
"Hey Dad… is that a ProtivoTankovoye Ruzhyo Degtyaryova 41 in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"Now listen here, J159! I don't want anymore excuses! You have a month-long break from school, so those Hidamari Sketch x ☆☆☆ posts BETTER BE ON TIME!!! UNDERSTAND?!?!"
…stop watching me fap, you sickos! *fapfapfap*
/extra unused captions
Impressions:
Y’know, I’ve realized something from my two-episode absence (if it wasn’t made clear, Kabitzin blogged the last two eps since I was busy…doing online-hw). I realized that marathoning those past two episodes (and this one) made DtB2 enjoyable again. THE DISCOVERY OF THE CENTURY!!! I WAS WATCHING DTB2 INCORRECTLY THE WHOLE TIME!!! Anyways, this episode, including the past two, actually had content, but I’m afraid that this late in the game will ruin the show overall, or worst case scenario: ANOTHER SEASON!!! <–EWWWW-GEWWWW!!!
I thought the Suou/Father moments were great, even though he’s a nasty pervert. At first, I assumed he only liked Shion since he had all the cool contractor-powers (and also cause he’s a cross dresser), but apPARENTly he’s a CARING PARENT *smacks himself*. I’m glad Genma is still alive, since I like making Scooby-Doo references with him, but he’s also a nasty pervert. Who would have thought that he was into little boys, and not little girls?! Next episode is the last one, and thank God cause I’ve had enough of this!
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