Darker Than BLACK 2: 07

ChiLiiIIiiiIiIiIiiiIIiiIisss Baby Back Ribs!

Chiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss Baby Back Ribs!

Hei and the gang need to get out of Hokkaido, and the only way to do that is to recruit a girl with lipstick. “The purple has got to go!” says lipstick-character, so Hei is all pimped-up and megane-ed to da forshizzle-bunker. Meanwhile, another character, who also thought purple was still in style, plots to kill Suou.

Hei’s not the only one being a hustler, for Suou also becomes the female version of it (…). Suou? More like Su-WHOA-YOU-LOOK-GOOD-IN-DAT-SCHOOL-UNIFORM! Anyways, they manage to get through security (thanks to the power of palette-swaps), but lipstick-character deceives them and steals July for her own ultimate-sex-toy pleasures.

I'm actually cosplaying that Jesus Christ guy from Hellsing... wanna know how I got these scars?

"Actually, I'm cosplaying that Jesus Christ guy from Hellsing…"

Well if you must know, this is how I got my scars

Well if you must know, this is how I got those scars and / or "and this would be my secret plan to steal all the Sora no Manimani readers when I… hey, wait a second!"

With July gone, Pecha-da-Betcha-Squirly and Hei don’t really care, but Suou’s not havin’ much, not havin’ dat. Had to get some holla-bread so she could holla back at! She’s the best around, and nothing’s gonna ever keep her down, opps, I meant, she has the eye of the tiger, and jogs to save July (awww! :3 ;3). Suou wanted to kill lipstick-character with glass shards, but the Joker that guy in purple took care of the job himself. He does some weird mumbo-jumbo technique to capture Suou, but later on Hei comes in to save the day. THE END!!!

WTH?!?! BUT I HAVE LIPSTICK!!! UR NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE CHARACTERS WITH LIPSTICK!!!

WTH?!?! BUT I HAVE LIPSTICK!!! UR NOT SUPPOSED TO KILL THE CHARACTERS WITH LIPSTICK!!!

"Suou, I know the first caption made no sense, but that's no reason to kill lipstick-character!"

"Suou, I know the first caption made no sense, but THAT'S NO REASON TO KILL LIPSTICK-CHARACTER!!!"

"NOBODY TAKES MY SEX TO-hey wait a sec, you're right! That caption made absolutely no sense!"

"NOBODY TAKES MY SEX TO-hey wait a sec, you're right! That caption made absolutely no sense!"

Shakin' dat Money Maker!

Shakin' dat Money Maker!

"Su-WHOA, I'm only gonna tell you this once... *WEEEEEZE* I want mah baby-back-baby-back-baby-back-baby-back...ribs!"

"Su-WHOA, I'm only gonna tell you this once… *WEEEEEZE* I want mah baby-back-baby-back-baby-back-baby-back…ribs!"

Impressions

It’s been so long that I hardly remember this episode! Well, what would we usually expect from a DTB2 episode? *takes out list* High death-count: CHECK! Important yet unexplained occurrences with other contractor groups: CHECK! Hei being a hard-ass: CHECK! There was also the cute side to the episode, like Suou tossing a flower to July’s head, Suou pinching July’s cheek, and Suou eating some Baby-Back-Ribs. Don’t you love it when love is in the air? Speaking of love, I was hoping for more Suou-Jealousy with the Yin-Ghost, but I guess we’ll see that in another episode.

Next episode we all know Tanya’s gonna die /SPOILER but that’s okay. It’s not like we care anymore.

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Seriously, why is it worth remembering names if they’ll die in the next episode? Does ANYONE remember purple-suited-guy’s name? I’m gonna place my bet that no one does (unless they check, but that’s cheating)!

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