Canaan – 05: Funny Girls
August 5th, 2009
Thankfully the beggar who was faking it wasn’t the end of the parade of laughs, neither was Canaan’s morning sickness after her unforgettable night with Alphard onee-sama…
Yeah this one is sadly late again, but between my brother’s WoW addiction, C Schools, and routing up a memo for international travel I have been over worked though thankfully not terribly underpaid for it all. So after last weeks HAWT Alphard on Canaan action (so HAWT that Canaan had to get over a bit of morning sickness afterwards…) it was time for Super Kanban Musume Yunyun to get her own ep. As characters go I like Yunyun more than Maria, not in the least part because she has a fang which automatically gets her points with THAT blog. After all a fang is a mark of favor from the Patron Goddess of THAT, who has sadly been absent from SHnY as of late… In any case it was more focused on comedy as Yunyun managed to feed Maria fish from a dirty and polluted Yangtze which has hardly improved despite the Green Policies of successive commie governments. The quality of Yunyun’s education speaks for itself, as she has no idea what DNA is…
I take it was casual Friday at the office….
Finally a Lady who doesn’t totally fail at cooking and gunslinging! I can’t wait to see how Alphard’s pot roast will turn out.
Oh Alphard-sama you are far too kind in asking…other CEOs wouldn’t even bother asking people.
In any case it seems that Liang Qi has the All Seeing Eye and can track almost everyone and is well aware of Santana and his habits. It seems that Hakkoo was one of Liang Qi’s underlings or perhaps is a sleeper agent who infiltrated her way into Santana’s heart. In any case it seems that Yun Yun and Hakkoo have some history together I assume it is yuri-ific as Hakkoo can communicate with Yun Yun at an unprecedented level as Santana is reduced to paltry magic tricks and Mino-san has to use pastries. Though in the case of Mino I guess the great ancestor of Patrick “the Lucky” Colassour has an under developed musk as Hakkoo isn’t that taken away by him. So poor Yun Yun has to infect some Japanese secretary in order to get more pills and watch Liang Qi-sama bathe. Sadly because Yunyun is only capable of seducing guys like Shin, her superb attempt at spiking the guys drink was all for naught as Hakkoo got all the attention. At least though I think think their very special friendship wins out in the end as Hakkoo did try to reassure Yunyun that size isn’t everything. If nothing else Hakkoo also thinks lovingly of Yunyun while Liang Qi-sama is a cold-hearted mistress.
Yunyun fumbling with a gun was funny. It was good that Maria finally decided to do something and do a yuri rescue of Yunyun who delightfully commented on the situation. Eventually though Yunyun takes a page from Hamas, but ultimately fails for needing a lighter. Still I am surprised Yunyun had 150 sticks of TNT lying around, but even if she failed in killing Canaan she did get to cop a feel. Maria has started her own little yuri harem though at the moment it might as well be the DFC club. Poor Mino gets a bad rap for noticing Yunyun’s ass and ruins Yunyun for marriage in the process. Of all the borners I think Yunyun got the worst deal as she got two appendixes which makes for crap super powers. I am not sure if Yunyun can walk away from the HAWTNESS that is Liang Qi for Maria, but time will tell…
The action was short and almost non existent save for Canaan dodging Yunyun in her Hamas cosplay. I don’t think anyone outside of PA Works has any idea how events will unfold, or what kind of series this will be. However, what action there has been is solid, and at the very least PA Works proved how they can be funny as all hell. I admit freely that there were plenty of laughs to be had as Yunyun is a funny girl. I hope to get a little more of this special friendship between Hakkoo and Yunyun in the future, it would have been five kinds of win if they did a bro-fist for good measure. Liang Qi got a little more development as we at least get to see her scheming in real time. She even sent Cummings to complete the mission after Yunyun failed so at least Laing Qi-sama is a thorough imouto. Next time it seems that Cummings gets hit wit larger airsoft pellets, Liang Qi gets a Vocaloid of herself, and Alphard works her magic on Maria… Like Kabitzin I am hoping that they take the love heals all theme to the MAX and have yuri lurvin be the cure.
All in all I love this series to pieces even if there seems to be a very loose adaptation of the source material. It happened with True Tears so I wager it will happen again.
Liang Qi-sama is an army of one…
But Liang Qi wants to be a bad girl, Alphard onee-sama…
Of course not, but Alphard onee-sama does want to defend your maidenly purity.
No need to exaggerate that much…
Go on…
If Liang Qi has one disease, it’d be the love bug.
Poor Alphard onee-sama, this cold shoulder thing only causes her kawaii imouto to act out. A spanking would just encourage her…maybe it’s time to use carrots instead of sticks. You know like a kiss every time she behaves or does well…
Liang Qi-sama likes to bathe at least twice a day.
Yunyun did that on purpose…
Don’t tell me you paid up front for all of it…
Maybe it’s just me but I think the animators just love doing musculature…
Oh dear…
If only we could see Liang Qi’s cute but scary face…
Well Yunyun has just seen you naked so I bet it’s some bonus…
Dinner with Liang Qi and Alphard? Who could say no to that…
I am surprised Zyl hasn’t jumped on this yet…
Sounds dangerous…must be high paying then.
That’s optional right?
Asking? The only person at this company who asks is Alphard…
Poor Yunyun, I can see why Alphard onee-sama wishes her kawaii imouto were a bit nicer in dealing with people. Must have taken a while to find a guy like Cummings to attend to Liang Qi…
Don’t worry Canaan wasn’t too pround of her performance either…
Just like how you did in Round 2 against Alphard…
Mister will you give me a job?
Rude Santana is rude…
Woah Santana actually has eithcs, or has something against a woman with a DFC.
Is it true? Can it be? Is that Yunyun Hakkoo sees?
Hey I know you…
Oh Yunyun how could you forget?
Even if you forgot Hakkoo will always remeber you…and your hair.
Oh charades…
Such communication skills you have there Hakkoo.
I think that means that Santana sucks at magic.
Hakkoo is quite interested in what Yunyun has been up to as of late.
Look Yunyun there should be no secrets between yuri pals….
How considerate of Yunyun, much more considerate than Santana…
She certainly does have her self esteem issuses…
Translation: But what if that happily ever after includes Yunyun?
Even if no one else cares Hakkoo wants to see you wear it…
Hakkoo picked it out herself…
She knew you’d like it…
Dude…
…Liang Qi heard that and you will pay dearly for it.
The photo is a little gamey, isn’t it?
Well it’s doing wonders for your complexion.
Wait how he can be Japanese and not be a lolicon?
I couldn’t believe my ears either…
Even if this job sucks you can always steal food…
I see where Patrick gets his NEVAR GIVE UP attitude…
Canaan is not amused at your selection of armament…
Should have gone with a M1911…
She was just following Liang Qi’s orders…
I knew you were interested in Alphard onee-sama…
You shall meet Alphard onee-sama soon enough…
But seriously how could you not know of Prince Alphard of Kurdistan?
My aren’t we touchy feely…
Hmmm…must be their first time…
The truth hurts…
and not a fan of a DFC…Liang Qi-sama you miscalculated…
Ummm wasn’t it the other way around…
Liang Qi’s gaze pierces earth, cloud, shadow, and flesh…
Wow that is the first time some one has mentioned high quality in regards to Maria…
I wonder what her mission was…
Well if this is going to be how it is Mino-san might as well ask to get your money’s worth…
Some one should tell her she has the wrong cosplay on…
Yeah I can’t believe Yunyun doesn’t use a Zippo either…
You rang…
Damn no back flipping hatchet attack?
Canaan just realized that Yunyun was in a bunny girl outfit…
Just hold on a bit longer there Yunyun…
Wow it’s nice and firm…
Dude was she grabbing your ass?
Such a sweet smile…
Oddly enough shouting FIRE ellicits a greater response…
Maria thought Yunyun was referring to her…
Maria calls first dibbs…
The only lolicon Maria will suffer is herself…
Oh yeah Mino is an ass man too…
That’s some tramp stamp…it’s not even in the right place…
At the very least it’s easier to hide…
Ouch…well she can hold down more jobs than the average lass in anime land.
Wow I guess Yunyun does have it tough, a virus that can make any one a lethal weapon and all she gets is two expensive operations come bursting time…
I suppose not…you don’t even get to count it as a medical condition either…
Canaan likes Yunyun too…
Man even Yunyun has a pronounced collarbone…
Let the SPICE FLOW!
Which will it be, Yunyun? Loyalty to Maria, or loyalty to me? Your new girlfriend, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don’t know the truth yet. But sooner or later you’ll have to choose…-Liang Qi
Oh shit some one is going to die…
I see Liang Qi-sama will be getting a new airsoft gun…
Worry not Mino-san your descendants like Patrick will have better luck with women…though I can see where some of them get such good taste.
Alphard is about to initiate a hostile take over of Maria’s harem…
I see Liang Qi-sama is also a fan of Trigun
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